Laughing Gas: It's No Laughing Matter!

Who would have guessed it? Seemingly innocent farm animals are "killing the Earth" with an overdose of laughing gas. But though Mother Earth may die laughing, it’s not just the laughter that’s killing her!

"THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — Farmers protested around the Netherlands as lawmakers voted Tuesday on proposals to slash emissions of damaging pollutants, a plan that will likely force farmers to cut their livestock herds or stop work altogether. The government says emissions of nitrogen oxide and ammonia, which livestock produce, must be drastically reduced."

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/explainer-dutch-farmers-protesting-emissions-85848026

Nitrous oxide (N2O) emissions from livestock are estimated to total at most a couple of million tons per year. Given that the atmosphere of Earth is around 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen, that's very minor. The remaining 1% is mostly argon (0.93%), with little more than a trace (0.04%) of carbon dioxide. If there were such a thing as “runaway global warming”, human CO2 emissions would be a drop in the bucket, and livestock-generated methane, N2O, and ammonia emissions would be scarcely worthy of mention.

But in the NWO, strange ideas have a way of taking on even stranger proportions. Thanks to bankster propaganda designed to create a pretense for $$$ trillons in "carbon taxes" - where money talks, BS walks tall - most politicians have become rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth "greenies". They are "green" not merely with envy of wealth and power, but due to their alleged concern for the natural environment.

The environment is largely green due to its profusion of plant life. Plants are good, because as everyone knows, the entire planet is supposed to look like a Rothschild estate. That's because the Rothschilds and their fellow World Banksters effectively own most of it, and consider Earth their very own "garden planet". On the other hand, human traffic is hard on gardens, so people are bad.

But there's something very strange going on: even though plants "inhale" much more CO2 than human beings exhale, politicians want them to get a lot less of it! They seem not to like plants very much at all.

Ridiculous, right? In fact, it's embarrassing ... almost as embarrassing as calling the AGW hypothesis "hard science" on national TV. The average global temperature has risen less than 1 degree Celsius over the last 50 years, and as usual, the rich are snapping up coastal estates and private islands with total disregard for rising sea levels. So how embarrassing is it for these drooling idiots to additionally claim that livestock are killing the planet with trace amounts of N2O?

It's time for all good Dutch farmers to stick their fingers in the badly cracked EU political dyke before the food supply dwindles to zero. There’s no shortage of tyrannical, dykey-looking EU politicians from whom they can choose, and the hot gas that pours through their various cracks and holes is not only a laugh, but would put any cow, pig, or sheep to shame.

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