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In the past, quarter-trillionaire Elon Musk has been credited with all kinds of superhuman virtues, powers, and achievements. For example, he has been credited with a supergenius IQ properly commensurate with his bank balance. Such extreme intelligence was exactly what he needed in order to overcome the extreme childhood poverty and abuse to which he was heartlessly subjected. (Imagine the inconvenience of having your father pay your allowance not in opaque green paper with big numbers in the corners, but in transparent, undenominated green emeralds from the family emerald mine. Poor Elon was put to the trouble of selling them, you see. What a nuisance!)
Though mired in squalor and misery - except, of course, for the emerald mine, his megabucks family connections, and certain prior achievements by others - Elon singlehandedly became “the world’s richest man” (at least as far as Forbes and other such publications are concerned, with those who have dominated global finance for the last two or three centuries registering barely a blip). And perhaps most amazingly of all, while forced to spectacularly enjoy himself here on Earth with his fellow super-gazillionaires, Elon is poised to Save the World by transporting it to Mars! (Although NASA was arguably much closer to this milestone way back in the 1960s, legendary rocket scientist Werner von Braun once wrote in a seemingly prophetic novel that Mars would be colonized by someone named “Elon”.)
Speaking of prophetic fiction, Elon has a genetic legacy which arguably qualifies him as the fulfillment of another, darker kind of prophecy.